THE MENU

Warning: These services may cause extreme confidence and excessive main character energy.

LIGHTEN & TONE

Platinum blocks, bleach & tones, and aggressive vivid color placements using custom-mixed pigments.

GEOMETRIC CUTS

From shags and mullets to razor-sharp bobs. We sculpt shapes that defy gravity.

ACRYLIC WEAPONRY

XXL stilettos, charms, piercings, and encapsulation. Nail art is an extreme sport here.

GLASS SKIN

Dermaplaning, chemical peels, and intense hydration therapies for literally perfect skin.

DAMAGE (THE COST)

HAIR STUDIO

Transformation Cut$100+
Maintenance Cut$65+
Vivid Color Block$250+
Platinum Card$400+
Color Correction$150/hr

NAILS & SKIN

XXL Acrylic Set w/ Art$130+
Gel-X Extensions$90+
Vampire Facial$250+
Chemical Peel Level 2$180+
Dermaplaning$120+

THE INITIATION

1/

SPILL YOUR GUTS

Hop in the DMs or book a consult. Tell us your wildest dreams and hair history.

2/

THE SURGERY

Sit back in our studio. We mix the chemicals, blast the music, and execute the vision.

3/

THE AFTERMATH

You leave looking untouchable. We equip you with the exact products to not ruin it at home.

DON'T BE DUMB (FAQS)

DO YOU TAKE WALK-INS?

Absolutely not. We are strictly by appointment. Good art takes time to plan.

HOW LONG WILL GREEN HAIR LAST?

Vivids are high maintenance. If you wash it in cold water and use the stuff we tell you to, 6-8 weeks. If you wash it in boiling water with pharmacy shampoo, 2 weeks. Your choice.

WHAT'S THE CANCELLATION POLICY?

We need 48 hours notice. If you no-show, we charge 100% of the service and block your number.

ENOUGH TALKING.

SECURE THE SEAT